The Wee Democracy

fragmented angry rants

don't you hate it when you think that you're getting to know someone cool and then bam! they turn out to be really actually quite superlame? yeah, i'm talking about you. you know who you are.

don't hate it when ALL your teams lose in the same weekend? on some occasions, even twice!

don't you hate it when you write an email to a friend, and then you come back and you've got a 1 or a 2 by your inbox and you like your chances, but they're both just from hotmail staff or some bastard insulting your penis' size? i do.

don't you hate it when you miss desperate housewives because you have to work?

don't you hate pathetic misty rain that is not near cinematic enough to be fun or sexy but merely just gets you wet and cold and fucks up your hair?

don't you hate george w. bush? don't you hate the assholes who put those W04 stickers on their back windshields? don't you want to break their shit? i said it friday, if that bastard winked at me, i'd punch him in the face.

don't you hate being 24 and still dealing with breakouts?

don't you hate when you're waiting for that girl from work to ask YOU to lunch and then you're interrupted by customers and then when you return to finish the conversation, she's switched it around, and makes it sound like you asked her to lunch, thereby eliminating any hand you were about to get. tricksy!!!

yeah. i hate all that shit, too.