The Wee Democracy

friendster, the hero

it all started last saturday when i got another message from another random girl complimenting both my artistic and photographic prowess, and kickbutt musical taste. this young lass's name was jaqueline, and while i've yet to hear back from her, it's a sacrifice i'm willing to make given the new developments of the last 24 hours.

some of you, the faithful who've been reading me for some time now, will know that in the past i've spoken about my old friend lauren. i believe i once referred to her as true blue. which she is. she kicks fucking ass, people.

anyways, every now and again, i'll drop some names into the old friendster search bank to try and locate old friends, old flames, and see who i've become prettier than. incidentally, in a moment of extreme and unadulterated schadenfreude, i found a picture of a girl i used to straight up loooooove, and i gasped as she'd developed something of a haggard quality, whereas i've retained my youthful looks and sexy demeanor. ok, asshole comments over.

i found marcus G, the other day, and i was very happy about that. found austin rick, a gigolo of epic stature, but a vastly entertaining gigolo, and so, i keep him around. sarah k, sara that i dated a couple times as a junior (and who, i must sorrowfully admit, has grown only prettier and i must pick my lame tongue up off the floor now), and my high school arch enemy.

and then, with a state of glee usually reserved for a 4 year old seeing his flaming birthday cake coming out, i spotted the familiar face and dimples, in all its stamp-sized glory, smiling back at me.

is she the mysterious badass who's hit my site like 12 times today? is she the savior come to bring dallas back from the brink of total boredom? coupled with a few other developments of the last four days, i'm in a fucking spectacular mood. i'm postively giddy.

LAUREN'S FUCKING BACK, PEOPLE!!

and usher was just on conan, and damn, that kid makes me wanna shake my ass.



feeling; absofuckinglutely fanfuckingtastic!!
thinking of: take one damn guess
song of the day: you shook me all night long - ac/dc
she was the best damn woman that i ever seen!!