The Wee Democracy

another job

i've been working at this job every year for the last four years, but i've yet to mention it to you guys. it usually starts around early to mid april, and ends sometime in june, but, depending on fate, can end in may. this job is something that requires alot of faith and spiritual energy. i dedicate myself pretty religiously to this line of work. i'm a professional hater of the Los Angeles Lakers.

this team is a group of spoiled rotten assholes, and, since i started watching basketball again, at the end of my sophomore year, i've hated this team, with a simple, pure, raw, seething passion.

shaquille o'neal - i must admit, he's a charismatic man off the court. but on the court, he's a big fat ogre who can barely make a shot if it's not 6 feet from the basket. i mean, just look at his free-throwing.

kobe "i like forcing myself on women" bryant - personally, i think this man shouldn't even be playing, and i loathe those who mention his name in the same breath, the same minute, the same DAY as michael jordan's. i'm sorry, MJ didn't cheat on his wife or stand trial for rape.

gary payton - whiny spoiled bitch.

karl malone - old whiny spoiled bitch, but i'll at least give it to him that he's a tough old whiny spoiled bitch. and dirty. a dirty, tough, old, whiny spoiled bitch.

derek fisher - cried on national tv when they lost. oh, is there anything more sweet than watching the proud fall?

phil jackson - most arrogant man ever. EVER! try winning a championship without a superstar, big man.

so what i'm saying is, the lakers are going to lose to the pistons. and i'll laugh and i'll laugh.



feeling: sad - only 7 more days of a friendly work environment
thinking of: what to wear tomorrow
song of the day: into the mystic - van morrison
i-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wanna rock your gypsy soul, just like way back in the days of old, and together we will flow into the mystic