The Wee Democracy

Application

i've decided to take applications for new friends. please fill out the following form, and email express to "friendship application" c/o weedemocracy@yahoo.com. it's free, and full of perks and excitement! take a look!


Name:
Age:
Hometown:
Sign:


Please tell us a little bit about yourself, by answering the following questions.

FAVORITES
1. What is your favorite mixed drink and/or beer? _______________
2. What is your favorite cereal? _______________
3. What is, in your opinion, the best curse word, or phrase? ____________________
4. What is your favorite scary movie?________________
5. What is your favorite animal on the planet? _______________
6. What is your favorite stuffed animal and their name? ____________________
7. What are three of your favorite foods?_________________, _______________, and _______________

WHAT IF...
8. If I were a superhero/villain, I'd be:_______________
9. If I were a dinosaur, I'd be: _______________
10. If I were to be arrested for stalking a celebrity, it would be:_______________
11. If I could be a singer, I'd be:_______________
12. If I could have my dream job, it would be:___________________

THIS OR THAT
13. Weed: fine family fun, or the seed of evil?____________________
14. Pepsi or Coke?__________
15. Betty or Wilma?__________
16. Elvis or the Beatles?__________
17. Porn: a jolly good time, or offensive, and degrading towards women? ____________________
18. Cell Phones: practical savior, or technological bane? ___________________

THE LAST....
19. The last movie you saw that kicked your ass:_______________
20. The last book you read:_______________
21. The last cd you took out of your cd player:_______________

WRAP IT UP
22. What amount of money would make your life near perfect? (no altruism, money makes everything better)________________________________
23. What was your worst job?__________________________________
24. What is your preferred state of footwear?__________________________
25. What do you spend too much money on?_________________________
26. What is the best television show in the history of television?__________________

CONCLUSION
27. In fifty words or less, what do you bring to the table of josh, as far as friendship goes? _____________________________________________________________
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Thank you for your interest in becoming my friend!




feeling: pretty hopeless
thinking of: escape
song of the day: romeo and juliet - the dire straits
i dreamed your dream for you, and now your dream is real