The Wee Democracy

what's your sign?

a friend of mine, the curiosly monikered cuzi saidso (i think its an alias, but you never know -- i mean, one of the major benefactor's at UT was named ima hogg...no bullshit) i recently found out was a cancer. i, as some of you may know, am a scorpio.

now i never used to put much stock into horoscopes. i mean, occasionally in high school i used to read mine, and then read the horoscope of a girl i was into to see if our karmas were intertwined. i think they were once, but i didn't see her, so that put me off astrology for quite some time.

but, still, i check my sign against other signs, most of the time utilizing yahoo to do so. gee, you'd think what with all the compatibility yahoo professes scorpios have with so many other signs, i'd not be single. let's have a look....

scorpio and...aries
"When Aries and Scorpio come together in a love affair, it can be the kind of relationship where they both wonder how they ever managed apart."

hmm, interesting. and where is this bundle of wonderful, yahoo?

scorpio and....taurus
"When Taurus and Scorpio come together in a love affair, their union is nothing if not intense, whether that's in a positive or a negative way. They are opposite Signs in the Zodiac, giving them a special, complex connection"

ok, so i should stay away from taurii? or is this a forecast of hot jungle love? yahoo is so vague...

scorpio and...gemini
"When Gemini and Scorpio come together in a love affair, they'll need to learn to understand and accept one another's differences -- and if they can, they will be a nearly unbreakable couple. Where Gemini is adaptable, intellectual, outgoing and chatty, Scorpio tends to be secretive, focused, intense and determined. "

well, my mom's a gemini and we don't get along at all. in fact, i often wonder how i sprang from her womb. my guess is, with as much gusto as possible to get away from such awful taste in music. gemini's are out.

scorpio and...cancer
"When Cancer and Scorpio make a love match, the resulting relationship draws together the energies of two emotionally intense Signs."

i see. so far, cancers and joshes might be good. we'll keep that in mind. thank, yahoo.

scorpio and....leo
"When Leo and Scorpio join together in a love match, the result is usually a dynamic and intense union. They are well tuned in to one another's needs; Scorpio demands respect and to be wanted while Leo needs to be adored and complimented constantly."

well, i do demand respect and am not averse to being wanted...so leo's an option, too. let's move on.

scorpio and...virgo.
"When Virgo and Scorpio join together in a love match, these Signs that are two apart in the Zodiac are brought together. Their placement gives the relationship an intense karmic bond."

now that's an astute observation, yahoo. you've got to do better than that.

scorpio and...libra
"When Libra and Scorpio come together in a love affair, they tend to make a very emotionally connected and mutually satisfying union."

it seems like yahoo just got lazy as we go on deeper into the zodiac. and this is the point where i start suspecting that they're just lying about my compatibility factor. but we'll proceed.

scorpio and...scorpio!!
"When two Scorpions make a love match, it is a fierce tempest of intense passion."

now that's what i'm talkin' about!! scorpios forever!!

scorpio and ...saggitarius
"If a Scorpio and a Sagittarius want to make a love match, they should be warned to slow down, take their time getting to know one another on a deep, significant level or else they run the risk of getting way ahead of themselves."

dudes, i'm not that patient. it's not my fault! i'm a scorpio!

scorpio and...capricorn
"When Scorpio and Capricorn make a love match, they get an opportunity to not only enjoy a loving relationship and learn the value of being a pair, but also to grow and mature as individuals."

this is the kenny g of love matches. sorry, out.

scorpio and...aquarius
"When Scorpio and Aquarius make a love match, it is a fusion of two very different life philosophies and many very different needs."

this is not the dawning of the age of aquarius. i can't be with someone whose philosophy dictates something like...not eating meat. apologies

scorpio and...pisces
"When Scorpio and Pisces make a love match, theirs is a splendid union of much respect and understanding."

ok, this is the third such vague message from the yahoo astrological powers that be. so forget that. pisceses are out!

so if you're a cancer, a kinky taurus, a leo, or a scorpio, we should hook up. seriously!

i'm not serious.



feeling: pain in my shoulder. pain for my mavericks.
thinking of: my new cd. mine all MINE!!
song of the day: where is my mind - nada surf (quite possibly equal to the pixies original)
where is my mind? way out in the water. see it swimming?