The Wee Democracy

which one are you?

a classic conversation between josh and riqui:

alceste1103: if i were a ninja turtle - who would i be?
ricv56: raphael
alceste1103: fuck
alceste1103: why?
ricv56: why fuck?
alceste1103: cause man, chicks don't like raphael, they like michelangelo
alceste1103: and i'm not michelangelo, i'm raphael
ricv56: i dunno that you fit him as much as you just don't seem to fit any of the other ones
ricv56: michaelangelo is a sack of shit
alceste1103: i think he's gay
ricv56: i think he's the only one that's not
alceste1103: michelangelo?
ricv56: raphael
alceste1103: whew
ricv56: i thought you were saying you thought raphael was gay
alceste1103: nope
ricv56: good
ricv56: i think he's the only solid hetero in the bunch
alceste1103: what about splinter? pederast?
ricv56: likely
ricv56: a four hundred year old rat cohabitating in a sewer (read:underground) with four teenagers
alceste1103: so what? it's all a homosexual allegory?
ricv56: don't even get me started on shredder, krang, bebop and rocksteady
alceste1103: oh no
alceste1103: oh, you have to explain this to me
ricv56: a warthog and a rhinoceros? if that's not code for beastiality, i don't know what is
alceste1103: hmm
alceste1103: that's pretty thin
ricv56: and a disembodied brain lives in a man's crotch co-leading an alliance of evil with an insecure ex samurai with his face covered?
alceste1103: so?
ricv56: that just screams S&M
alceste1103: goddamn, some days i get down on my knees and thank god i know you
ricv56: all the principles are mail
ricv56: *male*
alceste1103: i always wanted to fuck april o'neal
ricv56: yah well if you were on the cartoon, you would have been the only one
alceste1103: shit, i woulda ruined that woman
ricv56: she woulds stayed ruined too



feeling: schadenfreude
thinking of: taking a test usually reserved for high school dropouts
song of the day: of a broken heart - zwan
so let's see you smile, cause i'm not impressed with your loneliness